The "IF" Meme!!!

"If"

Candie at the Ancient Sword found this "If" meme from Wings over at Caffeinated Joe. She thought it was cool and I too thought it would be a cool thing to do.

She said anyone can do it if you want to. So go ahead give it a try. Let us see your "If's" and I will show you mine.

I hope you all enjoy my "If's".

If I were a month, I'd be......April.....The month of new beginnings.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be......Friday......The beginning of the weekend. Oh yeah!!!
If I were a time of the day, I'd be......Midnight......The beginning of a new day.
If I were a planet, I'd be......Pluto......Yes, I know, but to me it still is a planet.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be.......A seal.......Sleep, lay in the sun, play, fish, what a life.
If I were a direction, I'd be.......West......I love living in the west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be.......A couch......You can sleep, eat, watch TV, visit with friends while on it.
If I were a liquid, I'd be.......White Reisling......Oh how I could drink that sweet wine all day.
If I were a gemstone, I'd be......An Opal......You all know how much I love Opals and Opal Nation.
If I were a tree, I'd be.......An Apple Tree......I can be sweet and tart, oh yeah!
If I were a tool, I'd be.......Pliers.......I could grab things and squeeze tight.
If I were a flower, I'd be......A Calla Lilly......They are so beautiful.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be.......Rain......Rain waters give life.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be.......Drums.......I live by my own beat.
If I were a color, I'd be........Fuchsia......I love that color.
If I were an emotion, I'd be.......Happiness.......Happy people are lots of fun to be with.
If I were a fruit, I'd be......A Cherry......If you bite me you might get hurt.
If I were a sound, I'd be.......Laughter......Laughter makes people happy.
If I were an element, I'd be.......Sunshine.......Sunshine makes the plants grow and people shine.
If I were a car, I'd be.......A Honda.......Honda Owners Never Drive Another.
If I were a food, I'd be......Cake......One can never have too much cake.
If I were a place, I'd be......The Mountains.......Mountains can move things.
If I were a material, I'd be.......Silk.......It is so soft and worms make it, cool.
If I were a taste, I'd be.......Mint.......Ooooh, minty breath smells so good.
If I were a scent, I'd be.......Vanilla.......I love vanilla, it smells like food cooking.
If I were an object, I'd be......A Cross.......A Cross is so important to my beliefs.
If I were a body part, I'd be......Eyes......Eyes are the windows to your soul.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be......A Smile......Smiles make people happy.
If I were a song, I'd be......I Want To Hold Your Hand by the Beatles......I love holding hands with those I love.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be......Flip Flops......I live in those shoes, what can I say, I'm in California.

Please feel free to do your own "If" meme and join in the fun. It was fun for me to do this and I hope you have fun doing yours.